This week, the
Old Guard displayed our perfect
pumpitude by beating
Hans'gar and Franzok and displaying to all the most pathetic girly-men they are. We beat them because our raid team is just like yogurt - all natural, no chemicals. But there is no fruit at the bottom of us, only
muscle. That's right! And not just at the bottom but throughout, as if we were pre-stirred
muscle yogurt. We are something you won't see in the potion tab of your local auction house!
We pumped up our record in
Heroic Blackrock Foundry to 4/10.
