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News / But did you die?

« Last post by Nanako on May 01, 2016, 08:24:43 PM »

“You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when the Old Guard brought raiders home, I knew they were one of my own. And our wolf pack... it grew by several. So there... there were many of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then our raiders joined in later. And six months ago, when our raiders were introduced to Hellfire Citadel, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, we needed to add several more raiders to our wolf pack. Several of us wolves, running around the Taanan Jungle together, on Draenor, looking for succubi and felbood. So tonight, I make a toast!”

On Tuesday, the Old Guard was successfully able to close our Hellfire Citadel experience by completing the meta achievement and closing out the final raid tier of Warlords of Draenor.

One of our resident gnome mages decided to channel his inner Invader Zim and summon out his moose, leaving us to our moosey fate….

Congratulations to all of our raiders who were able to successfully earn their Infernal Direwolf!

The next target for the achievement group will be the Glory of the Draenor Raider!

-- Filed by Naterra

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News / You don't have a future...

« Last post by Nanako on February 25, 2016, 07:14:08 PM »

The Old Guard continued working through its Death List Five through the lower level of Mythic Hellfire Citadel. Last week, we tackled Kilrogg Deadeye a.k.a. "Left Eye".  Following the footsteps of the Bride, we were successful in plucking out his right eye leaving him visionless and without a future.  

After tackling Kilrogg's Crazy 88, we successfully brought about his eye popping demise to bring the Old Guard to 5/13 in Mythic Hellfire Citadel.

We roared and we rampaged and we got bloody satisfaction.  We’ve killed a helluva lot of orcs to get to this point...  But we have only one more left on the lower level. The last one, the one we’re driving to right now.  The only one left.  And when we arrive at our destination, we are gonna kill Gorefiend.

-- Filed by Naterra

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News / I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell

« Last post by Nanako on February 18, 2016, 05:00:28 PM »

To the tune of The Reaper - By Blue Oyster Cult

All our times have come
Here, but now they're gone
The Old Guard didn't fear the reaper
Nor the fel, the shadow or flame
(We can kill the mythics)

Come on Jessaril
(Don't fear the reaper)
Old Guard take my hand
(Don't fear the reaper)
On we go to Deadeye
(Don't fear the reaper)
Tini, move her there

La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la

The Old Guard has a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell. After not fearing reaps and successfully stacking, the Old Guard has successfully brought down the Mythic Hellfire Council and conquered the reaper, the sickle and the bloodboils. This brings our kill total in Mythic Hellfire Citadel to 4/13 and pushes us onward to trying to poke out Killrog's Deadeye.

And just for your viewing enjoyment:

-- Filed by Naterra

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News / Re: Needs a little lubrication...

« Last post by Devlar on February 16, 2016, 11:17:19 AM »

Congrats all.

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News / Needs a little lubrication...

« Last post by Nanako on January 26, 2016, 04:21:00 PM »

The Old Guard raid team has been polishing the rust off its gear before Legion, by tackling Mythic Hellfire Citadel. On Wednesday night, the roughest magnaron on Draenor, Kormrok, gave us an opportunity to do just that. He provided us with slime to coat our weapons and remove our rust and a few “helping hands” to get us into high gear to tackle our mythic excursion though Hellfire Citadel.

After a bit of positioning adjustments, the raid team was able to use the slime waves to come out looking like a well oiled machine! A big “hand” goes out to all of our members that got their first piece of mythic tier.

This brings our kill total in Mythic Hellfire Citadel to 3/13 and pushes us onward to dealing with Gul’dan’s Hellfire High Council.

-- Filed by Naterra

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News / Re: Come quietly or there will be… trouble.

« Last post by Baihne on January 23, 2016, 08:18:30 AM »

great post!

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News / Re: Come quietly or there will be… trouble.

« Last post by Martini on January 19, 2016, 01:16:25 PM »

Grats everyone I am glad we got those kills!!

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News / Re: Come quietly or there will be… trouble.

« Last post by Nanako on January 19, 2016, 12:42:46 PM »

A callout to some of the members of Jägermonsters who helped fill our raid to get that new kill on Thursday night.

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News / Re: Come quietly or there will be… trouble.

« Last post by Naterra on January 18, 2016, 02:38:56 PM »

Great job team!!!!

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News / Come quietly or there will be… trouble.

« Last post by Nanako on January 17, 2016, 04:00:52 PM »

On Wednesday night, the Old Guard with some allies broke through the front gates of Hellfire Citadel and was met with the Hellfire Assault lead by Siegemaster Mar'tak and her band of assault cronies. Leaving her in a state worse than that of Officer Murphy in the opening scene of Robocop, she ran off and allowed us to defeat her remaining forces, bringing the Old Guard our first mythic victory in Hellfire Citadel.

Unfortunately, similar to Officer Murphy, Siegemaster Mar'tak returned with a vengeance in her very own suit of technology, the Iron Reaver...  Dead or alive, she was coming for us!  Carrying more weapons than the ED-209, the Old Guard managed to use their superb skills to avoid her barrages and blitzes while defusing her bombs to bring the Iron Reaver to the ground permanently!

This kill brings the Old Guard to 2/13 in Mythic Hellfire Citadel and allows us to become honorary SWAT team members for the Detroit Police Department.

-- Filed by Naterra